Woman eats her own Plecenta

TIMEFor those of you who have never seen one, the placenta is to the baby what Stephen Baldwin is to Alec Baldwin.

Ive heard some cultures do this regularly.

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

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I know hippies used to do it a bunch.
That was a really humorously written article. I figured it would be some super feminist like "why you gotta hate?"

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  • Moni

  • Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:19

I remember that fitness guru from the 90s... ... Susan Powter?... she recommended this.

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  • Scrybe

  • Sat, 07/04/2009 - 21:19

Oprah does it too. She recommended it on one of her shows. This must be a good thing.

Is anyone selling any? I wonder what it goes for by the pound...

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How the fuck do you know Oprah recommended it on her show?

Dammit, you caught me in violation of Man Law. It was the one episode I watched. D'oh!

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Every time I go back home to spend time with my mom, we watch Oprah/Dr. Phil together.

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

And indulge in placenta pate?

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 18:28

I saw this the other day.....women that can do this are HARDCORE.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

  • no one

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 18:59

: invents placenta pasta :

It's actually made up of the dried up umbilical cord that falls off of babies.

  • Tyler

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 19:11

Brilliant! I do approve. The sauce could be baby's blood!

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I think a better sauce would be amniotic fluid with chunky after-birth.

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 19:22

ScrybeI think a better sauce would be amniotic fluid with chunky after-birth.

That would be good, but I hate chunks. It's one of the problems I have with salsa.

Also, would that sauce consist of the piss and shit that also tends to leak out of a woman during the birthing process?

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Why not? I thought the cut up umbilical cord would be crunchy like croutons.

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 19:27

Or like those fried noodles you get from Chinese Restaurants. Hmmm, I bet they already offer this dish.

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Mmm. Now I'm hungry for Texas Spaghetti.

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 19:41

ScrybeMmm. Now I'm hungry for Texas Spaghetti.

You guys discovered the secret ingredients! Told you it was good.(except for the chuncks)

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

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