July 1st, 2009 in Utah

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Finally! New liquor laws go into effect today.

Until today, bars in Utah were required by law to charge membership fees. They actually weren't bars, more so than "private clubs".

The way it usually worked is you would pay a cover fee of $5 - $10, and you could get a group of people ( 5 or so..) in under your membership..

Now? They have to scan your ID which will for some reason be stored in a "drinkers database" for a short period of time. Don't ask me why it's stored, it probably has to do with a lot of stupid bullshit..

Anyways! Now a man walks into a bar in Utah, he can finally get a drink without paying fees and spending time filling out an application.

One small step towards legalizing adulthood in Utah. The previous law disgruntled tourists for years.. Now all we need is normal alcohol percentage in our beers and we'll be closer to the rest of the nation..

Take THAT, LDS/Republican Politicians. Plus one point for the minority here.

  • Tyler

  • Wed, 07/01/2009 - 14:11

i seem to remember becoming a "member" somewhere there to drink a margarita at a mexican place once.

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There's still some stupid shit.. The church controls how many bar licenses (this includes restaurants that serve alcohol) they give out based on the population of the state..

And right now, they only have a handful left.. Something like 12 or so?

But it's okay to build fourteen god damn churches in a single neighborhood.. I'm not exaggerating either.. A few years back I lived only two miles away from my parents house.. I curiously counted the amount of churches that were within that two mile radius.. fourteen.

I'm just tired of these guys putting legal limits on adulthood. It's a joke. Keep religion and state separate for gods sake.

  • Tyler

  • Wed, 07/01/2009 - 15:26

I like the fact that states still have at least a semblance of control over their own laws. Like Nevada has legal prostitution and Utah has silly alcohol laws. You can always move back to Oregon.

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  • Scrybe

  • Wed, 07/01/2009 - 17:35

ScrybeNevada has legal prostitution

Myth

Catharsis
ScrybeNevada has legal prostitution

Myth

that sounds like you may have a story behind your knowledge of this...

a story of disappointment and rejection

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Not so much as I've been to Vegas and asked out of curiosity.

CatharsisNot so much as I've been to Vegas and asked out of curiosity.

Nevada DOES have legal prostitution. Just not the nasty meth lady on the street corner kind, but monitored brothels.

Clark County, in which Las Vegas is located, prostitution is NOT legal.

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IN YOUR FACE, Catharsis!

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  • Scrybe

  • Wed, 07/01/2009 - 21:15

Well at least in Vegas it's not legal. :P

To get it in your face?

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  • Scrybe

  • Wed, 07/01/2009 - 21:16

Yep. Exactly.

I would have figured you had heard of the Bunny Ranch dude.

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Wow....I have never even heard of something like that. Anyway, go new liquor laws!!

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?

  • no one

  • Fri, 07/03/2009 - 13:37

fykusfireI would have figured you had heard of the Bunny Ranch dude.

If you drive up the 95 from Vegas to Carson City/Reno, you see the most disgusting brothels. Its almost like you can see the STD's floating over the building.

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

Hawt.

Quote:Scrybe: Listen you godless, tofu-eating pussy... You're the one living in a delusional wonderland of your own making. You couldn't recognize order and design if they were twin tyrannosauruses burrowing into your anus.

In case of Zombie Apocalypse, your brain will be stolen

allelesfailedIts almost like you can see the STD's floating over the building.

Do you know what's missing from STD? ... U!

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 19:16

STUD?

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

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allelesfailedSTUD?

Yes I am.

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  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 07/06/2009 - 21:50
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