It's Official...

I'm a mother. It's weird, yet he's the most amazing thing ever. After 16 hours of labor, 3 painful epidurals, and an unexpected c-section, Grayson James made his debut April 28th at 4:51 AM. He was 6 lbs., 6 oz. & 18" long. He's healthty, perfect and incredibly handsome. It's now 24 hours since my little man entered the world, and I'm watching Family Guy on Cartoon Network. I can't get comfortable enough to sleep. I guess I should get used to the insomnia, though. My wonderful fiance is sleeping, so he can't hand me my laptop, so I hope this thread works from my phone. I'm also going to post a cell pic of Grayson. Pray my pain meds kick in soon, if not for my sake, for the sake of those around me!

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

Okay, so it won't let me add the picture. I'll post it later.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

Okay, so it won't let me add the picture. I'll post it later.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

Okay, so it won't let me add the picture. I'll post it later.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

Congrats! I hope you get the 12 weeks FMLA from work. Enjoy your time with the little guy. Glad you're both ok.

"to be is to do" -socrates/plato. "to do is to be" - descartes. "do be do be do" - sinatra.

  • OZG

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:03

Oh my goodness.

Kahra, congratulations. Really.

And post pictures ASAP! Flickr or something! :)

  • Winter

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 13:16

Congratulations! Can't wait to see the pictures.
That sounds like a loooooong labor, but I'm sure it's all worth it holding the little guy in your arms.

"Thought cannot solve everything." - Martin Heidegger

  • Moni

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 13:40

craaazzzzyy!!! awesome name - congrats!

Not as awesome as Grizzly Bear Face Puncher ____ (insert last name here).

Quote:Scrybe: Listen you godless, tofu-eating pussy... You're the one living in a delusional wonderland of your own making. You couldn't recognize order and design if they were twin tyrannosauruses burrowing into your anus.

In case of Zombie Apocalypse, your brain will be stolen

Congratulations!!

Congratulations.
for real.

i hurt where i can't feel, i feel where i can't hurt
i know where i can't know, i bleed for me and mine.

Yes very many congratulations. And I do like the name as well.

Congratulations, Kahra. Yeah I have never heard that name before. I like it a lot.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

  • no one

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 16:17

Wow, that's amazing Kahra, congrats on being a mommy!

The patience we have shown no others can fare. Our story is the one only few can compare. We will both exchange a smile, when we tell the kids our trials. This is what we have inspired. No matter what our fate I will always be yours. On those days I turned away, you were always my world. Wait for the time when, we're right, I can feel it inside. My God we've waited so long. This time we took, we'll go far...

  • juliet

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 17:28

Good job. Now he shares a birthday with Guild Wars. I approve.

http://pc.ign.com/articles/975/975976p1.html

Black Dragon Say:"request exigency medical acclaim if your erection is piercing"

  • Scrybe

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 18:38

Congrats Kahra. For the insomnia nights, you should watch Battlestar Galactica all 4 seasons back to back.

Congrats Kahra! Wait until he turns 2, that's when the real fun begins. Especially if he gets younger siblings, then they'll be punching and slapping the hell out of each other, at least my two do that to each other.

"You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Let's do it quick." Rammstein
"Can I come? Fuck no devil douche!!" Ranger School promo video

does he look like me?

congrats

RevOxley_501does he look like me?
Probably! Because her fiance is actually Penn Jillette.

  • Tyler

  • Wed, 04/29/2009 - 19:25

Thats wonderful. Very happy for you.

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

my mother's name is Grayson

i approve of your birth.

In case of rapture your car will be stolen

lol

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

Tyler
RevOxley_501does he look like me?
Probably! Because her fiance is actually Penn Jillette.

Tyler bringing the LOL's

Tyler
RevOxley_501does he look like me?
Probably! Because her fiance is actually Penn Jillette.

LMAO!

hey! better than that creepy mute guy.
always smiling for no reson whatsoever.

:: ugghhhh ::

i hurt where i can't feel, i feel where i can't hurt
i know where i can't know, i bleed for me and mine.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say myself, congrats Kahra! I have one on the way myself, Noah Jaden. Wish me luck.

Quote:Scrybe: Listen you godless, tofu-eating pussy... You're the one living in a delusional wonderland of your own making. You couldn't recognize order and design if they were twin tyrannosauruses burrowing into your anus.

In case of Zombie Apocalypse, your brain will be stolen

everybody's gettin busy at BZ, huh?

you know what time it is....

:: unzipping noises extravaganza ::

i hurt where i can't feel, i feel where i can't hurt
i know where i can't know, i bleed for me and mine.

lol!!

Everyone is getting BZ at BZ.

  • Tyler

  • Thu, 04/30/2009 - 16:03

TylerEveryone is getting BZ at BZ.

This should be someones signature. Rev?

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

congrats

“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” - Genghis Khan

Awesome.

Congrats! Or, since this is BZ, maybe I should say "congretz" instead????

Pics or it didn't happen!

Black Dragon Say:"request exigency medical acclaim if your erection is piercing"

  • Scrybe

  • Fri, 05/01/2009 - 17:39

Wait, the firstborn is always supposed to go to Tyler right?

  • Kilo

  • Fri, 05/01/2009 - 18:31

Correct. As of today, I have like.. 14 of your guys' kids.

.... Tucked... away.. Nice and tight... In my womb.

  • Tyler

  • Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:18

Thanks, everyone. I went home on Friday, and I've been in a ton of pain and super tired, so this is the first time I've got online. Hopefully these pictures will work...


About 10 minutes after he was born.


Sleeping in the hospital.


Trying to eat his mittens.


This is his 'I just ate too much' look.

Anyway, that's my handsome little man.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

He is beautiful Kahra. Seriously. Im very happy for you!

fykusfireScrybe is what I would deem a genius. Of course with that said, there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and Scrybe is eating that line like spaghetti.

Let me not exist for a fair desire sweet and fresh.

Oh my god he's adorable.

  • Winter

  • Mon, 05/04/2009 - 14:48

That first pic is super cute.

Black Dragon Say:"request exigency medical acclaim if your erection is piercing"

  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 05/04/2009 - 21:23

you have man hands

I was going to say something... but it's never nice to insult a new mother.

Black Dragon Say:"request exigency medical acclaim if your erection is piercing"

  • Scrybe

  • Mon, 05/04/2009 - 21:29

It's not my hand, moron. Ten minutes after he was born, I was heavily sedated and being sewn up.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

And thanks, guys. He gets more and more adorable every day. I'm just happy his head isn't weird shaped, like most newborns.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

So did you get a C-section?

because...you know...if - if you're getting sewn up anywhere else I don't...really want to know...

*weeps at the thought*

ALSO:

Pregnancy: Hot or not?

  • Winter

  • Mon, 05/04/2009 - 22:15

Yes, it was an unexpected one. I wasn't progressing, and they wanted him out. This was after the 3 epidurals and 16 hours of induced labor. It all sucked. The c-section was pretty much the scariest thing I've ever gone through. I've never had any type of surgery before, so to prepare yourself for surgery in only 30 minutes is pretty stressful, not to mention the fact that you're AWAKE the entire time. Grayson is my one, and only child. No more kids for me.

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

My wife had our first son by c-section. We knew it was going to happen since it would have been a breech birth, but that still did not keep me from being scared that something was going to happen to either one of the them. It was pretty scary walking in and seeing my wife cut open so they could deliver our son.

Congrats again on your newborn son Kahra. He's adorable.

"You have a pussy. I have a dick. So what's the problem? Let's do it quick." Rammstein
"Can I come? Fuck no devil douche!!" Ranger School promo video

definitely a cute human, props to your womb.

In case of rapture your car will be stolen

He's a beautiful baby. The first one is so sweet.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

  • no one

  • Tue, 05/05/2009 - 17:32

Zoroasterdefinitely a cute human, props to your womb.

Fine specimen, kudos to yours and your partner's genetic codes.

i hurt where i can't feel, i feel where i can't hurt
i know where i can't know, i bleed for me and mine.

Thanks, everyone. I'm pretty proud of my fiance and myself for making such a handsome human being. You always wonder what they're going to look like when they exit the womb, and I have to say, I'm pretty excited he was so adorable from the second they yanked him out of my uterus. He had his first outing yesterday, and aside from a few people calling him a 'her', he got rave reviews. I felt all germy after we got home, though. I'm OCD about germs as it is, but to have a newborn exposed to all the crap out there, it made me extra sick. I want him to live in a bubble. Seriously.

Here's a random picture of Grayson sleeping in his lamby swing...

His daddy calls him Worf, because of his skull bones. RUDE!

Jesus is metal, or so I hear.

That's so incredible.

The patience we have shown no others can fare. Our story is the one only few can compare. We will both exchange a smile, when we tell the kids our trials. This is what we have inspired. No matter what our fate I will always be yours. On those days I turned away, you were always my world. Wait for the time when, we're right, I can feel it inside. My God we've waited so long. This time we took, we'll go far...

  • juliet

  • Wed, 05/06/2009 - 19:12

i'd be terrified to handle a baby...
i'd feel like i'm gonna break him at any time.

no babies for me. : /

i hurt where i can't feel, i feel where i can't hurt
i know where i can't know, i bleed for me and mine.

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